Spam Lite

I love Spam. It got me through college, together with ketchup, rice, egg, and the coins stuck in the depths of the couch. Without Spam, I don’t think I would’ve made it. But nowadays, Spam has gotten a bad name, thanks to people who do email blasts of none sense like how to enlarge your manhood. Serendipitously, I found the new Spam Lite at the grocery. All the goodness of Spam without the guilt. It taste exactly the same as the regular Spam, unless my taste buds are lying to me. So now, you can enjoy this delicious processed meat without worrying too much about your health. I’m now waiting for french fries lite, donut lite, and twinkie lite.